Recipe Category

The Best Laid Plans of Bananas and Blogs

Sometimes we make plans. Many times sometimes they don’t work out. Sometimes we buy bananas to make smoothies. Most times sometimes they simply sit on the counter and turn brown. Sometimes we plan to write blog posts. Sometimes we make excuses life gets in the way, and awesome blogs sit lonely and postless for an entire […]

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Healthy Living Sucks Like a Tapeworm

When my grandmother was a young girl, she saw weight-loss pills in a store window. Take the green pill to start losing weight. Take the red pill when you reach your ideal weight and want to stop. The green will was a tape worm. The red pill killed the tape worm. How did she know […]

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Onions and Other Easy Vegetables

My husband adores onions. Occasionally he eats raw onions like an apple just to freak me out for fun. He believes that the addition of onions and bacon to any dish instantly improves it. I don’t know about that bacon part, but I’m on board with onions. According to the Huffington Post, eating onions on […]

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Smoothie Criminal

Smoothies: the ultimate lazy health food. Throw it in a blender and push a button. Doesn’t get much easier than that! My go-to smoothie recipe: 1 cup vanilla yogurt 1 banana 2 fruits of your choice Ice You can stay boring safe by choosing another banana and strawberries or go crazy and exotic with mango and […]

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Lazy Pizza

I don’t cook. In the evenings as my husband drives home from work, he whispers a little prayer that his worthless wonderful wife has thrown something resembling food in the oven. Poor man. He didn’t pick me for my cooking.  Or my cleaning. Not really sure what his angle was… Anyway! I dislike recipes with […]

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