Dreadmills, Spandex Shorts, and Group Treadmill Dancing
Remember that post where I pretended to be am a badass runner? Well, after that amazingly endorphin-filled 5k, I failed to sign up for another, and my running routine diminished. I, of course, feel completely relaxed disappointed in myself. About the time I planned to hit the pavement again, the temperature plummeted and snow blanketed the sidewalks. Oh darn. I feel so elated disappointed.
The thought of returning to the treadmill crossed my mind. Very briefly. 5k on a dreadmill guarantees the most excruciating 30 minutes of your life. Running is not my favorite. Running and going nowhere flat-out sucks. I try to distract myself with amazing playlists, outrageous TV, and checking out my hot bod in the mirror people watching. But even the guy running next to me and shooting pics of himself on his camera-phone can’t lessen the pain of the dreadmill.
Perhaps I should try one of these treadmill workouts:
Group Exercise, Treadmill Dancing:
Some hot dude and a treadmill:
What was that video about again? I remember only glistening biceps and spandex shorts… Why did men in spandex shorts ever fall out of style?
Perhaps I should just pull out my coldgear running clothes, and hide in my closet suck it up, and venture into the frigid winter air.
How do you feel about dreadmills, running in the cold, and/or men in spandex shorts?